Err… it’s a mermaid. With a starfish.
Well, that’s nice.
She does have a nice smile – which is good; legends talk of the seals being mistaken for these ladies of the water – and there are the Sirens who would entice sailors onto the rocks with their wonderful entrancing music. Obviously, that last bit is bad.
She’s lovely…really she is
. Imagine being named after the Siren of the River Rhine…you know, the Lorelei! Again, she’s lovely, Lorelei 
She’s an interesting figure; I need to work out a small build for her.
You do realise that I have now named her
I’ll look forward to it! No way? Really? Thanks:) Lorelei