You can’t fish in the Magic Pond! Published July 31, 2011 by magpieschest You can't fish in the Magic Pond!
This perfume has animal magnetism! Published July 30, 2011 by magpieschest This perfume has animal magnetism!
Stop this – it’s against Elf and Safety! Published July 29, 2011 by magpieschest Stop this - it's against Elf and Safety!
Oh I thought you were a Musket-eer! Published July 28, 2011 by magpieschest Oh I thought you were a Musket-eer!
I think we’ve cured your hair loss… Published July 27, 2011 by magpieschest I think we've cured your hair loss...
And now for that special ingredient Published July 26, 2011 by magpieschest And now for that special ingredient …and happy birthday to me!
I adopted it… it’s my step ladder! Published July 25, 2011 by magpieschest I adopted it... it's my step ladder!
Jack wondered if he’d put on too much aftershave Published July 24, 2011 by magpieschest Jack wondered if he'd put on too much aftershave
Pablo hoped no-one would find his little secret Published July 23, 2011 by magpieschest Pablo hoped no-one would find his little secret
I don’t mind being grabbed by the ghosts… Published July 22, 2011 by magpieschest ... it's being grabbed by the ghoulies I object to, said David